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Mormons, in case you didn’t read the pamphlets at the latest Glenn Beck rally, like to cast magic spells on you after you die. And not the good kind of magic spells, like the ones that use horcruxes to bring you back to life in a creepy noseless body. No, their spells are intended to [...]

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Door to Door Atheists

It looks like this is pretty old, but I’d never seen it before, and it’s pretty funny: EMBED-Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons – Watch more free videos

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I apologize for not having posted in so long, but I’ve been working on a top secret project with NASA. You see, thanks to a combination of disingenuous Mayans, misunderstandings involving the Temples of Syrinx, the teachings of self-styled “gurus” like “the guy who killed all those people in a sweat lodge to unleash their [...]

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My Dinner with Elder Andre

Late yesterday afternoon I heard a knock on my door. Most people who visit either have a key or ring the doorbell, so at first I thought it might be Orthodox Jews. However, I peered out the window and saw two Mormon-looking kids standing there, so I opened the door and popped my head out. [...]

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Leave Moroni Alone!

Carter Howell and Seth Munger are a lot like you and me. They’re “just 19- and 20-year-old guys.” They’re “not different than other people.” And yet some people look at them like they’re “from a different planet.” All because they’re Mormon missionaries: The day begins at 6:30 a.m. and follows a schedule that includes time [...]

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There are a lot of good reasons to dig up a corpse. Maybe you need the gold in his fillings. Maybe you’re trying to figure out whether former President Zachary Taylor was poisoned. Maybe you want to make a skull bong. Or maybe you just want to find out if Galileo’s vision problems might have [...]

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