Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 1st, 2010
Mormons, in case you didn’t read the pamphlets at the latest Glenn Beck rally, like to cast magic spells on you after you die. And not the good kind of magic spells, like the ones that use horcruxes to bring you back to life in a creepy noseless body. No, their spells are intended to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2010
It looks like this is pretty old, but I’d never seen it before, and it’s pretty funny: EMBED-Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons – Watch more free videos
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 12th, 2009
I apologize for not having posted in so long, but I’ve been working on a top secret project with NASA. You see, thanks to a combination of disingenuous Mayans, misunderstandings involving the Temples of Syrinx, the teachings of self-styled “gurus” like “the guy who killed all those people in a sweat lodge to unleash their [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 21st, 2009
Late yesterday afternoon I heard a knock on my door. Most people who visit either have a key or ring the doorbell, so at first I thought it might be Orthodox Jews. However, I peered out the window and saw two Mormon-looking kids standing there, so I opened the door and popped my head out. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 9th, 2009
Carter Howell and Seth Munger are a lot like you and me. They’re “just 19- and 20-year-old guys.” They’re “not different than other people.” And yet some people look at them like they’re “from a different planet.” All because they’re Mormon missionaries: The day begins at 6:30 a.m. and follows a schedule that includes time [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 6th, 2009
There are a lot of good reasons to dig up a corpse. Maybe you need the gold in his fillings. Maybe you’re trying to figure out whether former President Zachary Taylor was poisoned. Maybe you want to make a skull bong. Or maybe you just want to find out if Galileo’s vision problems might have [...]
