Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 17th, 2010
Another year, another apology. You see, as part of my plan to get into the movie reviewing businesss, I saw Avatar 3-D. And, like thousands of other moviegoers, I developed a severe case of the Avatar Blues, partly out of the realization that male-pattern baldness was going to preclude me from ever hair-bonding with a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 11th, 2009
It’s not just tea-partiers and Obamaniacs and birthers and astroturfies and soylent greens and death panels who are trying to hijack the health care reform process. Now religious groups are getting involved: A coalition of Christian, Jewish and Muslim leaders has launched a national campaign for health care reform, calling it a “fundamental religious issue,” [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 25th, 2009
I didn’t say anything when Tim Tebow was appointed The Chosen One. I didn’t say anything when Tim Tebow made his teammates listen to Bible verses. I didn’t say anything when Tim Tebow lost to Mississippi. I didn’t even say anything when Tim Tebow went to the Philippines and circumcised young boys. (In retrospect, I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23rd, 2009
If you’re like me, you probably grew up reading the Berenstain Bears books. You probably learned valuable lessons from The Berenstain Bears Learn About Strangers, The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Junk Food, The Berenstain Bears and the Bully, and The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Vacation. Your early sexual fantasies were probably shaped by [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 11th, 2009
Technology-wise, I am always a little bit behind the times. While my peers have gPhones and hPhones and iPhones, I have a little Nokia clamshell whose principal features are 1. MIDI “Saved by the Bell” theme-song ringtone, and 2. Tetris. Occasionally I get tempted to buy an iPhone, so that I can easily track my [...]
