http://yrif.org/2009/08/22/if-elected-i-promise-to-stuff-notes-into-a-wall-in-jerusalem/ Thu, 17 May 2012 17:07:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://yrif.org/2009/08/22/if-elected-i-promise-to-stuff-notes-into-a-wall-in-jerusalem/comment-page-1/#comment-481 Gavin Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:59:42 +0000 http://yrif.org/?p=1015#comment-481 From <a href="http://whoisioz.blogspot.com/2009/08/biblical-illiteracy-strikes-again.html" rel="nofollow">IOZ</a> And in the process of time it came to pass that Cain brought some nice salads and a decent couscous to the potluck. And Abel also brought some stuff, a rack of lamb in a rich reduction. And the LORD was all like, Respect, Abel. For real, brah. But unto Cain and his bullshit tofu or whatever, the LORD was all like, What the fuck is this shit, dude? Are you gay? And Cain was pissed as fuck. And the LORD was like, Dude, why are you acting like such a little bitch? And Cain found Abel and was like, What it is, yo! Then they went up the park and Cain killed his ass. And then the LORD was like, Straight up, Cain, where's your bro? And Cain said, Why the fuck you think I know? I ain't up his ass, yo. From IOZ
And in the process of time it came to pass that Cain brought some nice salads and a decent couscous to the potluck.
And Abel also brought some stuff, a rack of lamb in a rich reduction. And the LORD was all like, Respect, Abel. For real, brah.
But unto Cain and his bullshit tofu or whatever, the LORD was all like, What the fuck is this shit, dude? Are you gay? And Cain was pissed as fuck.
And the LORD was like, Dude, why are you acting like such a little bitch?
And Cain found Abel and was like, What it is, yo! Then they went up the park and Cain killed his ass.
And then the LORD was like, Straight up, Cain, where’s your bro? And Cain said, Why the fuck you think I know? I ain’t up his ass, yo.

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