There are a number of popular paths to joining the clergy:
- getting your father to bequeath you his megachurch
- getting your father to bequeath you his radio ministry
- getting your father to bequeath you his evangelistic association
- getting your father to bequeath you his crystal cathedral
- getting your father to bequeath you his fundamentalist college
Slightly less popular career trajectories include skipping school to hear W.A. Criswell preach, experiencing an “Andrae Crouch” concert, and dropping out of college to become a traveling faith healer.
And when all else fails, you can always try driving from Alabama to Washington to have sex with a teenage runaway you met playing “World of Warcraft”:
Jones pleaded guilty in April to a federal charge of interstate travel for illicit sexual conduct. He apologized to the victim and her family on Tuesday and said he hoped to find a career as a minister after serving his prison term.
But I think I’d rather you didn’t.
lmao!!
Dude, you are hilarious!
I love this blog!
Joel- Does Jones have a first name?
According to the article, he’s Morgan Douglas Jones. Why?
How many dkp do you lose for fucking a kid?
@ERV: Probably less than you do for pulling too much aggro and wiping the raid. Not that I’ve ever wiped the raid, or anything.
He should’ve claimed he was a priest on a RP server and was afraid to break character.
I find the last thing he said to be the strangest:
“I’m making that effort to move on with my life and I have no vengeance,” he said. “I don’t have any bitterness”
Well…yeah…He shouldn’t be bitter. He’s the one that was fucking kids. You’d think that’d go without saying.